simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.
always overeat at bertuccis

but always so good

spoke too soon about the wedding pictures

the cd won’t read in my computer. it keeps coming up blank but stuff has obviously been burned to it. ugh.

I’ll try to upload them if I have time tomorrow! anna—marion
eh I told him

he was pissy that they hadn’t come yet. he said, “someone promised me that something would be here by today and it’s not here yet” then I pulled out the cd and said, “oh this something” then he called me a bitch and opened it. we had a great laugh about it hahahah

sooo the cd with wedding pictures finally came today

I think he forgot about us. Matt told me yesterday to look for a surprise in the mail. well I asked if it was the wedding pictures and he said no and he hasn’t mentioned anything because he doesn’t wanna get my hopes up. welllll I’m gonna make him sweat until Monday if i can hahaha. that’s what you get for lying to me.

When you’re throwing major sex me up signs at your husband

anna—marion:

and he’s totally not picking them up

Leeeesighhhh.

pretty much.

defekait:

If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.


JFK

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

mattmelvin:

https://www.facebook.com/RobotsWithFeelings/photos/a.10151068914020086.488349.70629230085/10152776149865086/?type=1